B-effing-rilliant! Not only do they not point upward (especially at my age), they're beginning to look a bit like used tea bags. Alas, but my "girls" choose freedom and comfort and soil-streaked sweats any day! Thank you for the chuckle! Too real!!! :D

A long time denizen of the Pacific Northwest, PhD science lover, educator, artist, farmer, chicken wrangler, contributing editor at SalishMagazine.org.