Fun read! Nicely done. However, they always know––if not consciously, then deep down they feel it. Real sleep is incredibly difficult to fake, especially if they have been sleeping with you for a while. I've been caught at this. They won't always say anything because it's deeply damaging to their egos, not to mention their hearts. I wouldn't suggest trying it. Best to be honest, IMHO.

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