Hilarious! Thank you! Just one thing. Nowadays, 60 is the new 45... I'm 74 and this is all just now starting to become a "thing." A very ugly thing. "Bloobs"!!!! LOL!!! Sometimes I wonder why they keep growing, even when we don't even need them any more! Hahaha!!! :D
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