Hilarious! Thank you! Just one thing. Nowadays, 60 is the new 45... I'm 74 and this is all just now starting to become a "thing." A very ugly thing. "Bloobs"!!!! LOL!!! Sometimes I wonder why they keep growing, even when we don't even need them any more! Hahaha!!! :D

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Science lover, contributing editor at SalishMagazine.org, co-editor of The Open Kimono. Send us your edgiest stuff! https://medium.com/the-open-kimono

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