I guess Sally got tired of Hairy. Good "job," Christopher. Pass the breadsticks.

Nov 17, 2020

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Mrs. Sally Johnson To Retire From Blow-jobbing

Christopher Shelley

I guess Sally got tired of Hairy. Good "job," Christopher. Pass the breadsticks.

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Adelia Ritchie

Science lover, contributing editor at SalishMagazine.org, co-editor of The Open Kimono. Send us your edgiest stuff! https://medium.com/the-open-kimono

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