I'm asking as a former UAL flight attendant and purser, why are you dissing older F/A's? They are the ones with the most experience and they are the ones who will save your ass in any emergency. And these days, if you want something to eat on a plane, you should bring it onboard. Mind you, I'm not defending UAL. But if you're looking for luxury, you should probably hire a charter.

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