…ay, perhaps if I drop $1M, I will get there. Imagine that. The front of the plane with some of your younger flight attendants who are only in their 60s and all the water I can drink. I might even get unlimited refills of nuts if I fly over 4 hours.
I'm asking as a former UAL flight attendant and purser, why are you dissing older F/A's? They are the ones with the most experience and they are the ones who will save your ass in any emergency. And these days, if you want something to eat on a plane, you should bring it onboard. Mind you, I'm not defending UAL. But if you're looking for luxury, you should probably hire a charter.