LOL! Good luck with that. But if you ever do find yourself incarcerated, please let us know if your mad escape plan worked! >>Very fun piece!<< - Adelia Ritchie - Medium

If I ever go to prison, I’ll pee my way out.

Yes, I Am Among The Damned: I Had A Pee Cup

Daniel Williams

Nov 20, 2021

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LOL! Good luck with that. But if you ever do find yourself incarcerated, please let us know if your mad escape plan worked! >>Very fun piece!<<

Adelia Ritchie

Written by Adelia Ritchie

Science lover, contributing editor at SalishMagazine.org, veggie gardener, expat

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