Not only would we not need laws, we wouldn't need lawyers, judges, courts, lawmakers, and so many other professions that cost us time and money and waste our bleeping lives. What a concept. I want you to write a funny piece about this idea—think/speak—because I can already imagine the consequences if I thought/spoke to Bruce, for example. OMG.

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