OK, I want you to write one about a crazed gardener whose tomatoes, carrots, and squashes have pornographic shapes. She thinks she's pregnant with spaghettii squash twins. Photo to follow.

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Adelia Ritchie

Adelia Ritchie

Science lover, contributing editor at SalishMagazine.org, co-editor of The Open Kimono. Send us your edgiest stuff! https://medium.com/the-open-kimono

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