OMG! I'm laughing so hard. I have lived in Miami Springs, Melbourne, Panama City, and Penscola, and admittedly didn't find any of this funny back then. Now, safely ensconsed in the Pacific Northwest, it's hilarious. Great fun piece! Nice to see the humor in such idiocy. :D
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