Pretty amazing how much this looks like you. But, with you being a pretty clean guy, except for between your ears, I need to correct your interpretation of that sketch. Clearly, you forgot your bug spray, so in addition to your vast female following, every gnat and mosquito in Costa Rica knows where you are. Be afraid, Daniel. Be very afraid. You killed one yesterday, but you didn't eat it.

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