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Solo un aplauso para ti, daniel. If you want to continue our friendship, there will be no more impregnating elves... I need them here working full time. And just keep your fly zipped and it won't cause you further problems.

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Adelia Ritchie, PhD

Author of "The Accidental Expat: A Costa Rican Adventure", science lover, contributing editor at SalishMagazine.org, expat, seeking the interesting and unusual