Totally get this. I must be a pain in the ass too. I also hate weddings, for all the same reasons. I have a neighbor with two grown kids, both newly married, sprouting babies ahd having showers that I have to attend in order to keep peace in the neighborhood. I'd rather stick a fork in my eye. Thanks! Fun piece!
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