Well, Duuude, I don't forgive you! This is such a brilliant piece that the rest of us are left behind in quicksand, flopping and flailing and flinging fists full of farting frog feces in your general direction. Hah! Take that! (I'll never admit it, but I actually loved it!). :D
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