Well, then, I guess it wasn't a dream after all, right? LOL! Funny thing, last night I dreamed I was defending my turf, firing an automatic rifle at the invaders, hitting them hard, squarely in the face and chest. Unfortunately, I was only shooting jets of water. I guess we're dreaming of violence this week because of that Soviet asshole?

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Science lover, contributing editor at SalishMagazine.org, co-editor of The Open Kimono. Send us your edgiest stuff! https://medium.com/the-open-kimono

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