Whew! For a moment there, you had me reaching for the Clorox. Here's another cure: stuff yourself into an elevator full un unvaxxed people and start singing humns together. In theory, the vibrations will cause the virus molecules to resonate and ultimately explode. In about a week the effects should be noticeable.

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Adelia Ritchie, PhD
Adelia Ritchie, PhD

Written by Adelia Ritchie, PhD

Author of "The Accidental Expat: A Costa Rican Adventure", science lover, contributing editor at SalishMagazine.org, expat, seeking the interesting and unusual

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