Whew! For a moment there, you had me reaching for the Clorox. Here's another cure: stuff yourself into an elevator full un unvaxxed people and start singing humns together. In theory, the vibrations will cause the virus molecules to resonate and ultimately explode. In about a week the effects should be noticeable.
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