You either need a bigger yard, more trees, or move to Washington State! My brother once got a UIP citation that’s followed him his entire career! Lol!! - Adelia Ritchie, PhD - Medium

If pissing in the yard didn't get a man on the sex offender list this problem would not exist.

Daniel Lee

Adelia Ritchie, PhD

May 28, 2021

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You either need a bigger yard, more trees, or move to Washington State! My brother once got a UIP citation that’s followed him his entire career! Lol!!

Adelia Ritchie, PhD

Written by Adelia Ritchie, PhD

Science lover, contributing editor at SalishMagazine.org, veggie gardener, expat

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