But, back to my leaky vagina and improved sex life. While peeing my chair after sitting typing in a flow state for five hours and forgetting to take bathroom breaks sounds embarrassing, it is. What’s a writer to do? Write about it, of course!
You know those little potty training pads for puppies? They're perfect for your (pick one: office or orifice) chair! Especially during allergy season. Aaahh chOO! >oops<